Pat Robertson: Evil Incarnate
With thousands of people dead from an earthquake, Haiti is trying to make sense of the incredible tragedy.
Enter Pat Robertson, who says, “Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it, they were under the heel of the French, uh, you know, Napoleon the third and whatever, and they got together and swore a pact to the devil, they said, we will serve you, if you get us free from the Prince, true story. And so the devil said, ‘OK, it’s a deal.’”
Robertson needs to make up his mind. Normally, all natural disasters are the result of God getting angry at all the fornicating homosexuals. But since Haiti is not exactly the world center of gay pride, this one particular natural disaster was Satan’s work. Which begs the question, if God and Lucifer are equally powerful and love to kill puppy dogs and babies, shouldn’t we be worshipping someone else? You know, a deity that doesn’t have hissy fits that cause massive destruction?
Or is it possible – although almost unconceivable – that natural disasters happen because it’s, well, natural? Maybe people die in earthquakes because they were the victims of an earthquake, no more, no less.
I’ll let others debate the existence of God and Satan, but as a society, isn’t it time we told sick fucks like Robertson to shut up and stop bathing in the blood of innocent victims to push your narrow-minded, money-making agenda? If there really was a God, he would have smote Robertson out of existence decades ago out of compassion for his creation.
